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The Milliways Silly Games Bonanza
Come one, come all to the Milliways silly games bonanza. The universe will explode for your pleasure and then the games will commence. We’ll be doing some Vogon recruitment so sharpen up your shouting and throwing humans out of airlocks skills. There’ll be Runaround, Vote With Your Bums, Towels of Hanoi and Disaster Area Stuntship.
“Believe me, ladies and gentlemen, “there’s nothing penultimate
about this one.”
“This,” “really is the absolute end, the final chilling desolation, in
which the whole majestic sweep of creation becomes extinct. “After this,” “there is nothing. Void. Emptiness. Oblivion. Absolute nothing ...”
This ladies and gentlemen is the proverbial ‘it’.”
“... except of course for the sweet trolley, and a fine selection of Aldebaran liqueurs!”
Vogon Constructor Fleet recruitment
A public open access document - How should this be filed?
Explain the process of obtaining a visa to visit Vogonosphere?
Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
What’s your biggest weakness?
Testing Vogon abilities
Shouting - Resistance is Useless
Stomping - Marching up and down with a fine stomp.
Throwing humans out of airlocks
The winner if they are willing can hang around as Vogon security for the rest of the evening. If any contestants get out of hand then the Vogon throws them out of the airlock.
4 contestants needed
Quiz show where you run around to a different queue depending upon what you think the answer is.
Multiple choice questions are asked and the contestants run around to the station that they feel represents the correct answer. Contestants are eliminated if they are at the wrong station and this continues until there is a single winner or until the heat death of the universe.
Contestants - as many as possibly - minimum of 3
Vote with your Arses
There is a row of chairs, opinion questions are asked and the contestants/victims sit at one end of the row of chairs or the other. The end at which they sit represents how strongly they feel about the opinion. Doug Spencer will be hosting this item.
Towels of Hanoi
Four different sized towels. Move the tower of towels from one place to another place one towel at a time and only placing a smaller towel on top of a larger. There will be two teams and each team member is sent out along the Towel Stations to move the next towel.
There will be 4 team members on each side - 8 towels will be needed - graded sizes
Disaster Area Stuntship
Design and build your own Disaster Area Stuntship from black paper and then send it plunging into a fiery hell (a bit of the hall we designate to be a sun).
The winner will be named as Lazlar Lyricon Engineer of the Year.
Pieces of black card
There will be some prizes knocking about - Haribo buckets containing sweet things.
From 10 until late - Main programme room Friday night at the Eastercon.